So last night I was fortunate enough to see a pre-screening of The Social Network. In all honesty I had no plans on seeing this movie. However, I was pleasantly surprised; I really liked it. The writing is brilliant and the dialog between characters is akin to a well choreographed dance, especially the opening scene. After the movie was a Q&A with Aaron Sorkin who wrote the screenplay (also A Few Good Men, The West Wing, etc.). I definitely recommend this movie.
So in honor of the movie I submit to you (apologizing to the genius who thought this up cuz I am unsure where it originates) FB wall posts that might have happened if FB existed looooong ago. I also apologize if you have seen these already (you can click to make larger if you are having trouble reading).