Do you really want to know?
I was tagged by Aimee @ I Tri To Be Me to come up with some random facts about me. I have done this kind of list before, and in an effort to not repeat myself (read: I am lazy) I will use Aimee's list as my guide; same topics, but my experience. Here we go:
1. In college I got a degree in Fine Arts. I originally went for Biology and ended up as a Bio minor. Don't ask.... I love that I get to work in a creative field and for myself, but I sometimes wonder if there is something else I should be doing.
2. I broke my wrist in the second grade. Nothing exciting here, I just tripped and fell; Grace is my middle name. I broke a finger preparing for my black belt promotion and had to spar with it when it came time to take the test for my promotion; I passed. I broke my ankle climbing over an I-beam that was placed in the middle of a sidewalk in Queens (WTF?). When I stepped off of the beam my foot landed in a hole and my ankle broke and I fainted (it was dark out).
3. I drove a '63 Cadillac in high school.
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| This is not it, but it is exactly the same right down to the color. |
4. Moths do not freak me out. I actually like them except when they get in the house; I worry about all that cashmere (ha!). I usually will trap whatever bug is in the house and try to set it free out of doors (except for roaches, they are killed instantly). My husband calls me the bug whisperer.
5. I love baking and the yummy smells that come with it. I however prefer to keep my cooking and baking endeavors spread out. Did I mention I am lazy? I would gain a gazillion pounds if I baked regularly.
6. My big dream is to travel to the Galapagos Islands with my husband, son, sister and brother-in-law (remember them from Friday's post?...yeah).
7. My Dad worked in construction since my grandfather owned his own construction business. My Dad built a lot of the furniture we owned growing up. My grandfather and father built a second home in the Poconos that we used to vacation at as kids (My aunt and uncle live in it presently). I am not a construction aficionado, but I did do a lot of diy projects when I lived as a single gal. I am still trying to convince my husband that I can do stuff for myself. Then again, it is less I have to do for myself.
8. I am not terribly organized. I finally had to get a calender that was NOT on my computer because I couldn't keep track of everything in my head, a skill I used to have. I am not messy, but I guess I am your average sort of organized, not so organized person. Inside I long to be very organized.
9. I love finding ways to use what I have in my fridge, freezer, and
cabinets to create something for lunch or dinner. I do this because I
really don't like to waste food, and it saves money, but really, it just
allows me NOT to have to make a trip to the grocery store! That is what Aimee wrote...I am mostly in agreement with this. I also try to keep cans of beans, all kinds of beans in the kitchen, they go with everything!! There is also a large folder of take out menus over the fridge.
10. I loathe wearing jeans, but I spend more time looking for them than any other article of clothing I own; I have a really hard time finding ones that fit me well. I have soccer thighs (as in full, as in so not svelte) and a small waist (ok, shut up, I mean proportionately), so when I find ones that fit
my legs/butt, they are huge in the waist and vice versa. I also happen to not be very curvy in the hips, I am straight. I find men's jeans fit me best, but there is too much room in the crotch area (seriously? do you need THAT much room?), so they look funny. I need jeans for men with small penises.
I guess I am supposed to tag others, but I like to live dangerously. I don't pass on chain emails at the risk of catastrophic events on a Biblical level...what can I say, I like living on the edge. That said, I tag anyone who feels up to doing this. Freedom is good.

13 comments:
I can relate to the last item, but in reverse. My waist isn't very small, but my hips are. I'm straight up and down practically! So jeans that fit my hips are tight in the waist. Jeans that fit my waist are too loose in the butt/hips. Most women I know complain about the fit of jeans. So I'm wondering WHO they actually DO fit?!?
I love this! I just emailed you something about Galapagos Islands before reading your blog! Great minds think allike. My dream as well...
I feel the same way about jeans. We must have a very similar body type--there are no jeans for skinny short girls with muscular thighs!
"I need jeans for men with small penises."
Thanks Regina! Just had another back spasm from laughing so hard from that one!
....kidding about the back spasm. But look what you could do to a guy!
Nice car you got to drive!
Ha...I love how you used my responses to make your list! That's such a fun idea! :)
I think all women struggle with jeans...seriously! When is someone going to get it right?
OMG, I laughed so hard about "I need jeans for men with small penises" that my husband came in from the other room to make sure I was okay!
HA, I agree with P...I laughed out loud when you said, 'I need jeans for men with small penises!' - I LOVE jeans....so that was funny to me. AND the 63 car is amazing....I love old cars...FUN list...!! I like lists like this to learn about people!
That is one kick ass car! Sure beats the hell out of my rusted out of my first car, an 87 Chevy Blazer. The only good thing that came out of my first car was that it was a manual transmission and I now love driving a stick.
I'm standing by for the catastrophic biblical event... :)
I like jammies best. I like how they feel, how they fit and what they represent...LOUNGING!!!!
I usually HATE when people send along chain mail. I will immediately press delete before opening the e-mail thread for fear of "a catastrophic event on a biblical level" if I don't forward it on to the designated # of peps! However... these responses were hilarious and my hate has dimished! Great read!
I have a similar problem with jeans, well, pants in general. If the thighs fit, than the butt and waist are going to be too big! Hrr!
They also do not make jeans for short round, mature women. Need about a 6 in the legs have very skinny legs and about a 14 in the waist. And inseam of 28. When I was younger and less round, men and boys’ jeans did the trick. Have tried to swipe my husbands, he has transitioned to carpenter jeans, apparently, when men get older they need more ballroom. Or so am told. For a while got excited about stretch denim, thought that would help, but manufacturers make them to where with 4 in heels.
I do enjoy visiting your site. Get a smile when least expecting it.
Pat from NY
You made me laugh a lot with "the catastrophic events on a Biblical level"!!!!
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